Here's my first attempt at joining Not Me! Monday! A way to be honest about all the things I would absolutely never do and being rip-roaring hilarious to others!
And here we go.....
I absolutely did not realize a one point last week that I was playing "fetch" with my child. I certainly did not tell her to "fetch!" after I realized that just to make myself laugh! Nope, not me!
I did not spend 25 minutes counting and listing all 83 articles of clothing that we are donating, and then WASH the stupid list. Nope, not me!
And here we go.....
I absolutely did not realize a one point last week that I was playing "fetch" with my child. I certainly did not tell her to "fetch!" after I realized that just to make myself laugh! Nope, not me!
I did not spend 25 minutes counting and listing all 83 articles of clothing that we are donating, and then WASH the stupid list. Nope, not me!
I definitely did not put on Little Einsteins so that my kid would be captured for 20 minutes while I ran to the other room, did my make-up, dried my hair and frantically got dressed before she came back in. Nope, not me!
And I don't know who it was that taught Reagan to say tampon this morning. Must have been some other mom named Sarah that stopped by our house. Because nope, it wasn't me!
And I don't know who it was that taught Reagan to say tampon this morning. Must have been some other mom named Sarah that stopped by our house. Because nope, it wasn't me!
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